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You know you’re addicted to coffee when…

• Your eyes stay open when you sneeze
• You chew on other people’s fingernails
• The song you love the most goes like this, “The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup”
• You’re so wired you pick up radio signals
• Your name is Mike, but people call you Buzz
• At your last annual physical, you broke your doctor’s stethascope
• Teeth whitening strips don’t stand a chance
• Your vanity license plate says: Jitter-Bug
• You have a picture of your coffee mug… on your coffee mug
• When your wife asks what you think of her new hair-do, you say, “I like it a latte’.”
• Once upon a time you loved NASCAR and hockey, but now they’re too slow
• You’ve done 5 miles on your treadmill before you discover it’s not turned on
• You don’t sweat… you percolate
• You don’t tan you roast
• You don’t get mad… you get steamed
• You named your cats Cream and Sugar, and your dog Starbuck
• Your wife is your coffee mate
• Your lips are stuck in the sipping position
• You speak so fast people ask, “Have you ever considered being “An auctioneer?”
• You can jumpstart your car without cables.
• You ski uphill.

After reading this I think it’s time for another cup…Right?